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Every day there's something dumb going on... daily!
May 14th 2012
by cpu
When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity. - Albert Einstein
May 09th 2012
by cpu
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson
May 07th 2012
by cpu
Everyone needs believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.
May 04th 2012
by cpu
Employees are like mules. Some you stand in front of and coax them along with a carrot. Some you stand behind and kick them in the ass. The key to management is knowing which mules are which.
May 14th 2012 
by cpu When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity. - Albert Einstein May 09th 2012
by cpu Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson May 07th 2012
by cpu Everyone needs believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer. May 04th 2012
by cpu Employees are like mules. Some you stand in front of and coax them along with a carrot. Some you stand behind and kick them in the ass. The key to management is knowing which mules are which.