RX Bandits - Mandala (0)

Octahedron - The Mars Volta (0)

A summation of an album that started off lame, and then became unlame through subsequent listenings.

Monuments and Melodies - Incubus (0)

A summation of the compilation of a band that, through their musical identity crisis, have grown so profoundly and so deeply, they have become a monster all their own.

Ray Guns are Not Just the Future - The Bird and the Bee (4)

A summation of why I wish Inara George was my girlfriend.

Sandwich - Psychostick (1)

A summation written to be un-bias without biting the hand that feeds. Not to mention ... if there should be a review ANYWHERE, there should be one here.

The Bedlam in Goliath (0)

A summation on what is to one day be the record that unites us all as an single earths. Also Thomas Pridgen is a motherfucking drum machine!

The Mars Volta (Cygnus ... Vismund Cygnus) The Case of Actual Musical Sex (2)

The literal, musical sex experience of the new millennium described down to the very last detail, all while avoiding the NC-17 territory. Don't let the little ones read, and if they do ... explain to them that it is a ritual scribed by savages of the past that somehow translated to western culture. Hey, they did it with Religion, didn't they?

Queensryche - Operation Mindcrime II (2)

Shafty points his HATE CANNON at Queensryche's latest offering: Operation Mindcrime 2!

Machine Head - Through the Ashes of Empires (2)

Machine Head's new album, "Through the Ashes of Empires" was written and recorded while Machine Head was an unsigned band in the US. I don't think it's a coincidence that this is the best album they've released since their first.

Hatebreed - The Rise of Brutality (2)

Hatebreed! Their 3rd album hits us like a bloody rawr of deathy heavy kill! Does it stand up to their standards, or are they starting to write pop music? READ ON!

Sevendust - Seasons (6)

Sevendust's lastest CD is released not too long after Animosity was. SLAR! Does it defy and destroy, or is it disappointing? Read on to find out! OOH! SUSPENSE! Of the seasons! Like Those Zelda games I need to finish!

Brand New: Deja Entendu (73)

A brand new Brand New album! Wow, I bet they've never heard that lame pun-type comment before. "Wow! Your band name is Brand New, therefore you must be a brand new band!" Grr.

Psychostick (16)

Shafty objectively reviews the new Psychostick CD, despite the fact that two of the band members are also Pluh editors. What are they going to do, decrease his pay from zero to negative zero? HAHRHARH ARHARHRHRHRJRHRRrwr@22!1

Hatebreed - Preserverance (16)

Death, kill, BLOOD, ROWAARR! Death, kill, BLOOD, ROWAARR! Death, kill, BLOOD, ROWAARR! Death, kill, BLOOD, ROWAARR! Death, kill, BLOOD, ROWAARR! Death, kill, BLOOD, ROWAARR! Death, kill, BLOOD, ROWAARR! Death, kill, BLOOD, ROWAARR! Death, kill, BLOOD, ROWAARR! Death, kill, BLOOD, ROWAARR! Death, kill, BLOOD, ROWAARR! Death, kill, BLOOD, ROWAARR! Death, kill, BLOOD, ROWAARR! Death, kill, BLOOD, ROWAARR!

Tomahawk (5)

Tomahawk ROAWR!! Tomahawk!! "Funky-Assed Acid Country Rock"!! Shafty chops you up good and eats you with Indian fangs unless you crawl into wigwam with squaw you callem girlfriend, and smokem teh peace pipe while listen to scalping good music!

Sevendust - Retrospect DVD (1)

SEVENDUST! DVD! The two join forces to forage an item with that of witch have never been seen! A Sevendust DVD!

Darwin's Waiting Room (5)

Gawkman reviews a rap metal band that has absolutely nothing new and/or original to offer. Except maybe a name that deals with the inventor of the theory of evolution. Nevermind, evolution isn't exactly a new idea either.

System of a Down - Toxicity (3)

New System of a Down will be your best friend! Do not turn your back on your friends! NOOOO! WE LOVE YOUS!!

Lifer (2)

Kayn reviews the new Lifer CD, which makes him goody-freaky-happy. Stupid lack of adjectives! Or was it adverbs?

Flybanger: Headtrip to Nowhere (1)

Review of a newer band's major label debut. It makes you wanna bunjee jump from construction sites!

Staind - Break The Cycle (2)

Well, they have returned with an excellent followup to their previous major label debut. STAIN-NUH-DUH! THEY ARE BACKS!

Dim (0)

Gawkman reviews Dim's (Arizona Local Band) second demo release, which is in the area of,

Sepultura's Sepulnation (1)

Well, here's the new Sepultura CD. Anyone have change for a dollar? I want one of those packages of cookies in the vending machine downstairs...

Colepitz (0)

Do you want crunch? Do you want AGGRESSION? Do you want music that could actually compare to Kayn's road rage? Well, although that's impossible, Colepitz puts up one hell of a fight.

From Zero Green CD (pre-Arista debut) (1)

Once in a while, a band comes along that will absolutely blow you away. Well, here is one of those. Watch Kayn try to keep from having an orgasm while he reviews them.

Nothingface (2)

Wow. This band is simply amazing. Original sound, signature vocals, outstanding song-writing, and sheer intensity. Sheer intensity. Where did the word 'sheer' come from? Why do they use it in that fashion? Whenever I here the word 'sheer', I think of panty hose...

Slipknot (2)

Three drummers. Nine members. No sanity. Any questions? Hey, that was a rhetorical question, dumbass.