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Sideways - Favorite Film of the Decade (
1)
by Isikins A summation about my favorite film of the decade.
A Christmas Carol (Disney) (0)
by Isikins A summation of a story that just hurts no matter which way it's told. Even if Jim Carrey is in it. Shut up! I'm listening to the 'Moon' soundtrack! It's emotional! ... five months later too. Shame.
A Large Number of Lovely Things (0)
by Isikins A summation of a handful of wonderful movies, and a couple not so wonderful movies I've see these past few weeks.
X-Men Origins: Wolverine (2)
by Isikins A summation ... or better yet, a ballad to the unlimited supply of male aggression harbored in Wolverine ... and why it really doesn't make for that great of a flick.
Observe and Report (1)
by Isikins A summation of a brilliant comedy ... or - A summation of a deep, disturbing, comedic thriller ... or - A summation of a pitch black tale of sociopathic endeavors ... or -
I Love You, Man (1)
by Isikins A summation of the film, 'I Love You, Man' ... the word 'fuck' and all it's fucking cognates ... and maybe some talk about George's answering machine. Where could he be? Pictures coming soon.
RocknRolla (0)
by Teh Capn Ahoy, ye salty dags! Pull up a chair and some buffalo wings! Teh Cap'n's gonna tell yer all about Mr. Madonna's latest movie! Oh, pardon me, EX-Mr. Madonna. Whatever.
Quantum of Solace (2)
by Rawrb Bond! Not like bonding glue, or the stuff that bonds dentures to your gums, but Secret Agent 007 BOND! Does the latest live up to the series or will it be assassinated by RAWRB?!
Iron Man Review (3)
by Rawrb Robert Downey Jr. puts the drugs down and makes a movie about TONY STAWRK! Him and IRAWRN MAYUNN! He's not a Mega Man villain either. Awh.
The New World (3)
by Rawrb John Smith meets Poke-her-hontas, har har. Wait, wasn't there another animated movie that told this story? Oh well. I suppose stories needs to be told over and over again this day and age, some with more violence and drama. And Colin Farrel.
Fantastic Four (8)
by Murph Another comic book movie; Fantastic Four, does stuff that stuff and then I describe the review of the movie. HTML.
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (3)
by Gawkman Gawkman and Murph go see a movie. I think it was called OMG LOOK OUT FOR THOSE FALLING ROCKS NO WAIT IT WAS HITCHHIKER'S GUIDE TO THE GALAXY STUPID!
Constantine (6)
by PsiNyde Look here! Yeah you. HAWR HAR HAWHAHAH..made you look. Well, while you're here, check out my review of Constantine.
Shaun of the Dead (2)
by Rawrb Described as, "A Romantic Comedy... with ZOMBIES!" Can it get any better? No, I don't think it can.
Spider-Man 2 (10)
by Murph The sequel to "Mask of Zorro" is finally here! That's right! Mask of Zorro 2: Spider-Man 2!
Six-String Samurai (5)
by Murph What do Elvis, cavemen, astronaughts, bowlers, Death, gumballs, cannibals, windmills, spinach monsters, The German Army, samurai swords, ghetto midgets and ratchets all have in common? Star Wars! No... wait, I mean, Six-String Samurai!
Lord Of the Rings: Return of the King (6)
by Gawkman Gawkman man reviews the movie! He never read the books! He's a loser!
Matrix Revolutions (4)
by Shafty Oh no! Hollywood marketed as "blockbuster" a movie that makes us think! Run away, all you misled brain-dead film critics, to your sheltered life of ghey appliance secks!
A Beautiful Mind (10)
by Shafty Shafty finally recovers the long-lost movie review he submitted that earned him his EDITAR position. Pay attention, would-be editars. Oh, and Gawkman... duck.
Lord of the Rings - The Two Towers (11)
by Rawrb A year later, with even more anticipation in the air. After numerous trailers, lots of hype, and watching Fellowship a gazillion jillion times, this sequel had a lot to live up to.
TEHminem the MOVIE! (4)
by Mr. Teh Mr. Eminem Shady comes outTEHwith the best movie of all time. It has lusTEH and betrayal and action and exciTEHment and romance and rapping and zombie dinosaur ninjas!
Red Dragon (3)
by Rawrb Hannibal Lecter! Err...LECTAR! Yes, teh prequel to Silence of the Lambs (called Red Dragon) is out and about, with lots of crazy and blarg! Do you fear being eaten? Do you jump at crazy surprising thingys? SHUT UP!
Star Wars Episode II (6)
by Rawrb Well, much waiting. Actually, NOTHING BUT WAITING. STUPID! After the somewhat good, yet vividly attrocious Episode I, CAPTAIN GEORGE LUCAS steps forward with a sequal prequal! OOH!
Panic Room (2)
by Rawrb What do you get when you buy a house in New York where there is a room that is encased in steel and has thingys with TV MONITARS to watch your house? If you answered 'Orange Mushrooms,' you need to clip your toenails.
Resident Evil (8)
by Murph Evil review of evil proportions! Movie is so evil! Who is currently residing at this residence? ...EVIL!
Lord of the Rings (8)
by Rawrb Kayn drags his sweet honey thang to a movie-poo, and yes, he watched it. Because it was Lord of the Rings, the biggest movie to ever hit the dorks and nerds across TEH WARLD!
American Pie 2 (13)
by Rawrb Kayn goes nuts an thangs after watching American Pie II. Here is the release! Er...result!
Planet of the Apes (0)
by Rawrb I hate monkey jokes. I won't bother with stupid monkey jokes by putting them in this review description. It's monkey time! ...shit.
Jurassic Park III (0)
by Rawrb Smart raptors, big dinos, stupid blonde chick, smart Grant, a parachute, and a candy bar. What do these things have in common? No, YOUR MOM! Your mom is so fat, when a T-Rex eats her, it becomes really FULL! OOH!
Final Fantasy - The Spirits Within (1)
by Rawrb Kayn reviews the movie based on the Final Fantasy video game series. Wow! It's another crossover! Where are my pants?!
Tomb Raider (0)
by Murph An pretty good video game movie!! Was it possible? It has more action, excitement, danger, and boobies than any Indiana Jones movie! Well, actually none of those except for the last one... but that's ok! Boobies!
The 6th Day (0)
by Rawrb Woa, my first 'critic' session. Maybe someone will start paying me a gazillion-jillion DOLLARS for reviewing their stupid movies! BAHAH! Those fools!
Dracula 2000 (4)
by Rawrb I AM DRACULA AND I AM A STUPID GUY WHO WANTS TO SUCK YOUR BLOOD THAT CONTAINS PLASMA, RED BLOOD CELLS (THOSE ARE MY FAVORITE) AND WHITE BLOOD CELLS! THIS MAKES ME EVIL!
Vertical Limit (1)
by Murph Murph, our random editor, manages to make words come together to form sentences that critique Vertical Limit. BLoogar!