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Song - The Dumb Song!
Written by Gawkman on July 18th 2002, 12:00 AM (
)Gawkman and Murph get together while Murph is visiting in Phoenix and record what will eventually be known as "The Dumbest Song Ever". Oh, and by the way, yer dumb.
Notice: This is NOT a Psychostick song! Joshy from Psychostick co-wrote and produced this song with Murph. Got it? Good.
The Dumb Song Lyrics by Gawkman and Murph, Music by Gawkman, ©Pluh.com 2002
Lyrics!
Gawkman: Hey Murph, YER DUMB!
Murph: No, YER dumb!
Gawkman: No, no- YER dumb!
Murph: Well, yer dumb cuz you got glasses on.
Gawkman: Well, yer... DUMB!
Murph: Yer nose is funny, and dumb.
Gawkman: Well, yer eyes are dumb.
Murph: Well, I'm gonna sing why yer dumb.Murph: Yer books are overdue... Becuz yer dumb.
Gawkman: Yer hamster ran away... Becuz yer dumb.
Murph:Yer shirt shrank in the wash, because it's cotton. AND yer dumb.
Gawkman::Well, yer toilet overflowed...Gawkman: You know Murph, yer not the only one who's dumb.
Murph: Who else is dumb?
Gawkman: Everybody!
Murph:Yer right... they're all dumb!Gawkman: Hey YOU, you go to Pluh.com, Becuz yer dumb.
Murph: And you downloaded this song Becuz yer dumb.
Gawkman: Your hemorrhoids are inflamed Becuz yer dumb.
Murph: Yer brain's all STUPID!Oh say, can you see Everyone is dumb but me
I'm never, ever wrong And that's all you'll ever be.Murph: People who hold out notes are dumb. The longer you do that, the dumber you sound.
Murph: It's daylight savings time... Becuz yer dumb.
Gawkman: And that guy right there is dumb- Becuz yer dumb.
Murph: One time you went to McDonalds and some french fries and some ketchup packets and you sat down to eat them but you couldn't get them open so you went to the store to buy some scissors but you didn't have enough money so you started running to your friends house to borrow some money so you could buy some scissors to open your ketchup packets and enjoy your french fries more fully but then just before you got to his front door a piano fell on your head... Becuz yer dumb.
Gawkman: Didn't see that one coming!Oh say, can you see Everyone is dumb but me
I'm never, ever wrong And that's all you'll ever be.Murph: Yer dumb - the song - now die. Yer dead because yer dumb. Oh wait, you're still alive. Yer still dumb nonetheless.
Gawkman: You died while in the pit Becuz yer dumb.
Murph: Your funeral was boring... Cuz yer dumb.
Gawkman: You're six feet underground Becuz yer dumb.
Murph: Now yer all dead and stuff.(Gawkman: Yer dumb cuz this sounds like a Deftones song.
Murph: Yer dumb becuz pandas are endangered.
Gawkman: Yer dumb becuz everything's composed of matter.
Murph: Yer dumb because... =)
Gawkman: Yer dumb because this recording studio is just my closet in my apartment. And.. yer dumb because I'm out of dumb things to say- DUMMY!
People who record songs are DUMB!
Comments!
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bubba jabbers:
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DannyLMAO vocalizes:
How do i put the thingy thingy with pizzas and communicates and all that...
I_ATE_IT vocalizes:
I lost a couple IQ points listening to this. Oh well I have a few more to spare.
Chewie evaporates:
Wow. I must be very dumb to listen to this. But that also means dumb is cool.
I liek bein dumb.
Joshy V 2.0 un-shut-ups:
Hey my names Josh too! Must be why i love this song so much! FUCK YEAH!!!!!! WERE ALL FUCKING DUMB!!!!!
Me is I un-shut-ups:
I give it a infinity out of -593
jama7301 un-shut-ups:
Enjoyable little number. A good song to insult your friends with
judgefudge unleashes:
i luv this freakin song, because ur dumb.
catfoodsmelsbad conveys:
marstard hunny prettzil!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Venificus69 bakes:
best dumb song ever!
Frungi communicates:
Yeah, no, it didn't work.
Frungi bakes:
I dunno if this'll work (my first post here):
[QUOTE=IM HORNY MADA FUKA]Not too smart, are ,you,[/QUOTE]
That pretty much says it all.
fortybelownj splats:
ur dumb... because :)
pumpkin blahs:
Just shut up.. Yer dumb..
I loved it. Pure genuis. Dumb people can be smart too. Woot and stuff.
R3CR38 blahs:
You posted negativley to this song ..Becauz yer DUMB!
You like to swear in caps..Becauz yer DUMB!
You shot yourself in the arm and not the face ..Becauz yer DUMB!
You spent 20 minutes writing fuck you ..Becauz yer DUMB!
I like ending all my senteces like this ..Becauz yer DUMB!
you think people care when you gon onto a post and like write about how much cooler you are and how everything that isnt yours sucks and think that people actually care which they dont and waste everyones time by reading your crappy comment that you felt so compelled to write..Becauz yer DUMB!
PsychoslutRoboT forms verbage to communicate:
Your dumb, and stuff, and this song rules, and stuff.
Kodoku declares:
Har. It maked me laugh.
Dumby plutoniums:
thinks out loud:
Yer all dumb!!!!
iNL0VE_X3 discharges:
hello `!!* that song was awesome !!
ugh jabbers:
THIS SONG FUCKIN RULES!!!!! HELLZ YEZ!!!!!!!!!!!!
Shraylo pizzas:
I loved this song...because I'm dumb.
joe pizzas:
yea man
your mother (Guest) declares:
how could you
Kritikal evaporates:
That quite possibly was the dumbest fucking thing I've ever heard. My girlfriend is crying because of you. I hate you....and you're dumb.
butt cheecks (Guest) absolves:
dude this song was so dumb that my friend said it was dumb.
p.s. this song was dum.
Pimpett Baby Gurl (Guest) splats:
yall r great i have never heard such a great song like that .. it was pimp!!! lol im really glad i found it i listen to it alot :P bcuz im dumb!!!! lol i love this f-in song dude
AnGeRy BiAtcH (Guest) unleashes:
I love this fucking song!
Mini Mr. Master Muffin (Guest) pizzas:
yeah... that song was...
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OMFG I LOVED THAT IT WAS THE GREATEST
Kool-Aid absolves:
Kaptan Howdee is a homosexual.. By the way... and.. I dont mean that in a non-literal way.. I mean.. me and his mom went to college together.. and she told me all about his sexual preferences and habitual cock smoking.. Pssh.. He's probably not even a Kaptan.
Kool-Aid evaporates:
Right Click - Save Target As.
JoKeRdAn dispenses:
would you like to share that with the class?
Rawrb conveys:
Yes! This random comment from some internet guy is so vital to our existence! Now knowing this, we should all just quit at everything we do, because there will always be someone who won't approve!
Gawkman evaporates:
Thank you person for feeding this negative, hate-filled world with yet more negativity!
Murph unleashes:
This negative post makes me want a sandwitch!
Shafty dispenses:
This from a guy whose name is a misspelled Twisted Sister song? :D
kaptan howdee (Guest) splats:
you guys are a bunch of funny dumb fucks who can't spell or understand your own thoughts enough to make an actual sentence...but yea this shit was soo fucking dumb i actually had to write about it, but it was good dumb. yea- thats a good thing. now yall can go fuck yourselves repeatedly and when you think yall are finished, you can be wrong and do it all over again---from a girl who thinks you all are everything i just said and more...
Bob vocalizes:
This song made me black in the pants. FLARG!
PUNKnPINK says in non-morse code:
huhhh
john gamba (Guest) verbalizes:
so say that was realy realy gay so yea i love kayla
J+K = TRUE LOVE FOR EVER
Rawrb forms verbage to communicate:
AnonFag@194.125.182.134 said:FUCK ALL OF U,S AHHAHAHA! The song obviously was written for people like this!
AnonFag@194.125.182.134 (Guest) says in non-morse code:
FUCK ALL OF U,S
AnonFag@207.213.161.69 (Guest) verbalizes:
you all are fucking retarded... hella cool though
wut tha hellllll (Guest) vocalizes:
man dis sonj ic zo fukn dum!!!!!! how du aye plaie it ugin?????
Rawrb yammers:
Jo, you make absolutely no sense. Awesome!
jo (Guest) communicates:
Kayn said:<table width=75% align=center border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=0><tr><td><hr align=center width=100% size=1><font size=2 face=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif><b>FUCL OFF MOTHER FUCKER!</b> said:</font><br><em><font size=2 face=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif>I shot myself listening to your crappy song!!
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</font><br></em> <hr align=center width=100% size=1></td></tr></table><p>Good, that means you're dead! HAR HAR! hello im jo how ya doin? thanxs for askin im fine!
LISTEN UP: FUCK YA M8 FUCK YA M8'S DAD BUT WOT EV YA DO DON'T FUCK WIT DA FUCKER WHO WROTE DIS FUCKING FUCKED UP SONG.wot do ya do wen ya m8's avin a number 2 on da loo? email bak and i'l tel ya
God dispenses:
Im so dumb dat i dont know how 2 download this asskicking song......but anyway its good
Porn Monkey absolves:
Thanx too ths song, i falied engish!
Murph unleashes:
That's unfortunate, because I like keeping things ON da hook as much as possible.
Jesssica (Guest) dispenses:
I liked the beat, but I wish I was deaf so I couldn't hear the words. But wait! If I was deaf, then I couldn't hear the beat. The beat was off da Hook!
AnonFag@199.80.126.3 (Guest) un-shut-ups:
if your horney than go wack your popscyicle
Bob bakes:
I'm just sad it's over.
Wait, I can start it over...
IM HORNY MADA FUKA (Guest) forms verbage to communicate:
I shot myself in the arm dumbshit, how could i type if i was dead. Not too smart, are ,you, well suck my dick you mother fucking stupid ass son of a whore bitch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rawrb conveys:
FUCL OFF MOTHER FUCKER! said:I shot myself listening to your crappy song!!
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Good, that means you're dead! HAR HAR!
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FUCL OFF MOTHER FUCKER! (Guest) discharges:
I shot myself listening to your crappy song!!
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Dumb (Guest) excretes:
^-^
AnonFag@67.22.136.96 (Guest) evaporates:
it was dumb!
janessa_k pizzas:
This song is fuckin awesome. Do it again I say! You should play it every show. Right after you play the shortest song in the world. I'll sing along~ *FUCK*
passion pizzas:
You know, now that you mension it, i do feel a little more dumb having listened to that song...MORE DUMB MORE DUMB...LALALALA...and..um, stuff.
Rawrb conveys:
You will all PAY!
JoKeRdAn forms verbage to communicate:
Just 'cos I'm dumb don't mean I can't enjoy that... that peice of dumb!
Mixmasta RZ Fresh (Guest) evaporates:
This was just four minutes of my life i will never ever have back.....you guys are fuckin great!
E (Guest) unleashes:
this song.. is god
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