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The Daily Dumb 2-20-2012

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.

A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous.

Good enough never is.

A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it.

Be careful the environment you choose for it will shape you; be careful the friends you choose for you will become like them.

Behind the ostensible government sits enthroned an invisible government owing no allegiance and acknowledging no responsibility to the people.

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad.

Without tradition, art is a flock of sheep without a shepherd. Without innovation, it is a corpse.

Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you.

Comedy, we may say, is society protecting itself - with a smile.

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