The Daily DD:OIJWRG:LKJXCBL:KJ SDg

By cpu at September 14th 2011, 7:32 AM -

Hack your brain.


Meanwhile in Pakistan........


and in Russia....


Speaking of climbing crazy shit...


Holy ... fucking.... shit.


Grandpa discovers the webcam.


Shocking day on the job.


Pretty cool short.


I need a lady that can handle balls this efficiently.


If this doesn't make you smile you're a piece of shit.


What a laugh....


Down he goes.


If the server at the restaurant had quad processors and 16 gigs of ram.


Timing is everything.


7 famous unsolved mysteries science solved years ago.


Jim Carrey is a creep.


Louis CK clips. Happy Birthday.


We knew early on that Ahmed was a little different.


The no bullshit approach.


Fightin' like pussies.


Drive like an asshole.


Australian anger management.


Trippy animation.


These announcers just made my day..... oh and the guy on the bike is pretty good too.


How to sell your body.


Good dog.


FUCK YEAH EDUCATION


I want to see a death metal drummer do this.


Make room bitches, coming through.


I'm there.


Pimp housing.


This is fate telling you that you're a loser.


The pharmacist would still charge you 20 bucks for this.


Don't fuck with Chuck.


That's just precious.


Auto correct, so good.


Sober vs drunk.


If you're still a teenager, you totally won't get this.


Why so serious?


Where's the little girl?!?!?!? hahaha


Come together people.


Drunk at the beach.


It's all so clear to me now.


How to make someone on fire even funnier.


Fucking hipster.


Falcon punch.


Watch the first hour of MTV ever.


I so want a glow in the dark cat.


6 movie plot holes you never noticed thanks to editing.

Q: What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow?
A: You can't milk a cow for 10 years.


One afternoon a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the roadside eating grass.

Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate.

He asked one man, 'Why are you eating grass?'

'We don't have any money for food,' the poor man replied. 'We have to eat grass.'

'Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you,' the lawyer said.

'But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They are over there, under that tree.'

'Bring them along,' the lawyer replied.

Turning to the other poor man he stated, 'You come with us, also..'

The second man, in a pitiful voice, then said, 'But sir, I also have a wife and SIX children with me!'

'Bring them all, as well,' the lawyer answered

They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the limousine was.

Once underway, one of the poor fellows turned to the lawyer and said, 'Sir, you are too kind.'

'Thank you for taking all of us with you.'

The lawyer replied, 'Glad to do it.

You'll really love my place..

The grass is almost a foot high.'