The Daily Dumb 1-23-2012

By cpu at January 23rd 2012, 4:48 AM -

Well played sir.


This is how he saves money on razors.


Yeah, get mad at him lady.


The Bark Side of the force.


Candles... that shit's tricky.


What the fuck.... I feel so old.


Expensive stupidity


I've got 10 bucks that says this started out as a Legolas fan girl.


Quack quack bitch.


Disney Jaws.


Does your cat have a problem?


Fag.


It makes sense to me.


Mommy and me hardcore singalong.


Don't slip.


Looks like a coked out Cobain move.


Mind melting maelstrom of music.


Break faces... check.... spoil grandkids... check.


Think your roommate is a dick?


Hooray for testosterone.


English?


Desert pileup.


That was fucking wicked.


Crashing in stereo.


The 5 stupidest habits you develop growing up poor.


Live action teddy ruxpin.


Turn up the bass yo.


Funny doritos commercial.


Good dog.


This taught me a lot.


Predictions about the next century from a century ago.


First world problems.


An unlikely dance off.


Truly mind blowing.


Ouch.


This is brilliant. I think I'll have to try this myself.


Dad win.


Ugh. Stupid bitches.


B&E the hard way.


Queen.


Will \m/


What lies beneath.


Next time just crank some Slayer. Worked for Cartman.


Matt Damon fucking wins.


Bambi IRL.


Bust a move.


And now for something completely different.


Improved.


Tough break.


Fuck yeah!


This is jerk off worthy revenge.


Good one granny.


It's go time bitches.


What's black and white and not to be fucked with?


A whole movie of this...


:-D


5 historic sex scandals that put Bill Clinton to shame.

A man walks into a pharmacy and asks for a pack of condoms. As soon as he has paid for them, he starts laughing and walks out. The next day, the same thing happens-the man asks for the condoms, purchases them, and walks out laughing. The pharmacist thinks this is odd and asks his assistant that if the man returns, he should follow him.

Sure enough, the man comes into the store the next day, repeating his actions again. The assistant duly follows him out of the store. Half an hour later, he returns.

"So did you follow him?" the pharmacist asks.

"I did," replies the assistant.

"And...where did he go?" asks the pharmacist eagerly.

"Over to your house, " the assistant replies.