The Daily Dumb 1-27-2012

By cpu at January 27th 2012, 4:57 AM -

Shit Samuel L Jackson says.


This kid is tough.


What a doucherocket.


Voice of an angel.


Badass commercial.


Tell em Busta.


Raise da roof!


Seriously? My mind is mush.


He's mopped the floor with crime.


What's your blues name?


I already forgot what this was...


Clever.


More reporters like this.


Professor X will be calling him soon.


Tacos!


Spelling bee troll.


Winter wipeouts.


Bats in their belfry.


Misconceptions.


hahaha winning with flair.


Chinese hot potato.


Snowmobiler got avalanched.


Damn, I'm stumped.


They're the same size, holy shit.


Another timeline win.


You know how I know you have no taste in music?


I want to work here.


Bring LARGE traps.


What kind of truck?


The woes of winter sports.


Major league ball smashing.


Looks like some shit out of a cartoon.


Nightmare fuel.


Nerd win.


800 pounds of terror.


Some kids just can't wait.


God was supposed to solo there.


I want one.


Quality reading.


The real mccoy.


Having fun on the job.


The beatles were hardcore.


How you know you're a badass....


Here we go again.


Another great prospective pet.


2 wheel vs 4 wheel drift.


You never know when a guest musician might drop in.


Slight of hand.


That's what you get for sitting on the seat you fucking goon.


Who needs stairs?


White men CAN jump.


Man, been there, screamed bloody murder.


OHMan that looked painful.


I've always said that throwing knives at children would be a good idea.


Cat vs alligator.


Pwned.


Good time to be filming.


Being a dick, caught on film.


I had one of these in my first cell phone.


Why didn't mad max do this in the road warrior?


8 amazing works of art that you need a microscope to appreciate.

It's a beautiful, warm spring morning and a man and his wife are spending the day at the zoo. She's wearing a cute loose-fitting, pink spring dress, sleeveles with straps. He's wearing his normal jeans and a T-shirt. The zoo is not very busy this morning.

As they walk through the ape exhibit, they pass in front of a very large hairy gorilla. Noticing the girl, the gorilla goes ape (no pun intended).
He jumps up on the bars, and holding on with one hand (and 2 feet), he grunts and pounds his chest with his free hand. He is obviously excited at the pretty lady in the wavy dress.

The husband, noticing the excitement, thinks this is funny. He suggests that his wife teases the poor fellow some more. The husband suggests she pucker her lips, wiggle her bottom at him, and play along. She does, and Mr. Gorilla gets even more exicited making noises that would wake the dead. Then the husband suggests that she let one of her straps fall to show a little more skin.

She does, and Mr. Gorilla is about to tear the bars down. "Now try lifting your dress up your thighs and sort of fan it at him," he says... This drives the gorilla absolutely crazy and he starts doing flips.

Then the husband grabs his wife by the hair, rips open the door to the cage, slings her in with the gorilla and slams the cage door shut.

"Now, tell HIM you have a headache."