The Daily Dumb 1-29-2010

By cpu at January 29th 2010, 6:39 AM -

6 enlightened ideas brought to you by evil empires.


How to fuck with your smokin' buddies.


The crybaby ginger is back with another whine fest.


How the news gets done.


Looks like some Hollywood bs.


Insane timing.


....and they all went tumbling down.


He's not your buddy, pal.


Chik kok.


Damn, talk about a close call.


Massive hockey hit.


Slap 'n slide.


Maybe they haven't heard that this shit is getting way less expensive...


She's got some skills.


Bad time to stumble.


It's the endtimes!


There's some broken shit in haiti, have a look.


Guy tries to eat a puck.

There was a little girl and her mother walking through the park one day and they saw two teenagers having sex on a bench.

The little girl says, "Mummy, what are they doing?" The mother hesitates then quickly replies, "Ummm they are making cakes."

The next day they are at a zoo and the little girl sees two monkeys having sex. Again she asks her mother what they are doing and her mother replies with the same response, "Making cakes."

The next day the girl says to her mother, "Mummy, you and Daddy were making cakes in the lounge last night, eh?" Shocked, the mother asks, "How do you know?"

She says, "Because I licked the icing off the sofa."