The Daily Dumb 1-3-2011

By cpu at January 3rd 2011, 3:20 AM -

High tide washes away the oblivious.


Human piggy bank.... get it? Wokka wokka wokka


Pimpin since pimpin.


Angry grandpa is back again.


How to tell the cops you disapprove of being pulled over.


She was going to lose those teeth anyhow.


Drunk fails.


Who needs a tow truck?


Why you don't fuck with Vegas cops....


Congratulations. You're a serious loser with too much time.


....and I repeat....


Great new spin on ventriloquism.


This kid is a badass.


Purring squirrel.


Jaws for real.


Cobra vs baby leopard.


nom nom nom


Raising em right.


Baby bird hatching.


Car wrapped around tree.


Skip to 1 minute in.


6 amazingly intelligent animals that will creep you out.


Nostalgia Critic: A Troll in Central Park.

DEA officer stops at a ranch in Texas , and talks with an old rancher. He tells the rancher, "I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs." The rancher says, "Okay , but do not go in that field over there," as he points out the location.

The DEA officer verbally explodes saying, " Mister, I have the authority of the Federal Government with me." Reaching into his rear pants pocket, he removes his badge and proudly displays it to the rancher. "See this badge? This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish.... On any land. No questions asked or answers given. Have I made myself clear? Do you understand? "

The rancher nods politely, apologizes, and goes about his chores.

A short time later, the old rancher hears loud screams and sees the DEA officer running for his life chased by the rancher's big Santa Gertrudis bull......

With every step the bull is gaining ground on the officer, and it seems likely that he'll get gored before he reaches safety. The officer is clearly terrified. The rancher throws down his tools, runs to the fence and yells at the top of his lungs.....

" Your badge. Show him your BADGE ! "