The Daily Dumb 1-31-2011

By cpu at January 31st 2011, 3:46 AM -

Russian dude laughs at his emo grandkid's haircut.


Ninja goats.


Either way it was a massive waste of time.


The definition of not giving a fuck.


Oh yeah, grind on them nuts.


What a fucking disgrace.


Best Compton birthday cake ever.


Chinese school girls take 0 shit.


Oh no!


Knitting just got fuckin' metal.


Beatbox history of hip hop.


Here's something you don't see every day.


They cut a hole in the ice. The ice fights back.


I think they call this collateral damage.


What engine?


Poor Mario has to deal with this shit.


It's always sweet when a boy helps his granny.


Lots of terrible ad placement.


The 6 dumbest drivers on the internet.


Gallery of what our pets are dreaming.


Pimpin is as pimpin does.


Some guys have all the luck.


This cover of sweet child o mine will make you bleed from every orifice.


Ask a crack ho.


Finally, an action movie that's not so unbelievable.


Tweekin' on bath salt. Fucking retarded.


Using your head.


Self dunk.


Alien hand syndrome.


Fox and a cat meet.


On a serious note, I hope this guy goes all the way.


Ice fishing in Canada.


5 sidekicks that got screwed by history.


Making up for Katrina.


Nostalgia Critic: Pound puppies the movie.

So this older guy goes to the doctor asking for a prescription for 'Viagra'. The guy asks for a large dose of the *strongest* variety.

The doctor asks why he needs so much.

The guy says that two young nymphomaniacs are spending a week at his place. The doctor fills the prescription.

Later that week, the same guy goes back to the doctor asking for pain killers.

The doctor asks 'Why, is your dick in that much pain?', 'No', says the guy, 'It's for my wrists - the girls never showed up!'