The Daily Dumb 1-9-2012

By cpu at January 9th 2012, 3:23 AM -

How nerds get the party started.


Her parents must be proud.


Tough break.... har har har.


This is what mallcore and boredom will get you.


Oh those silly Japanese.


He's sexy and he knows it.


Did he seriously think this was going to work?


Rover is not getting the message.


To the rescue!


Great advertising.


10 old toys that made sense in their era and nowhere else.


Album covers without the dead people.


Great youtube comments.


Shit white girls say to black girls.


Politeness distance.


Awesome homemade doritos commercial.


Wait for it.


I'm ready for my close up.


It really works!


True story.


United in hatred.


Tough reading.


Cockatiels.


Tell him Abe.


That'll teach him a valuable lesson.


Bad move.


Interesting project.


This will change cinema in the future.


Top 10 places you're not allowed to visit.


5 absurd solutions to huge problems that actually worked.

A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub.

She gestures alluringly to the barman, who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals for him to bring his face close to hers. When he does so, she begins to gently caress his beard, which is full and bushy.

"Are you the manager?" she asks, softly stroking his face with both hands.

"Actually, no" he replies.

"Can you get him for me -- I need to speak to him." She is running her hands up beyond his beard and into his hair.

"I'm afraid that I can't," breathes the barman, clearly aroused. "Is there anything I can do?"

"Yes, there is. I need you to give him a message," she continues huskily, popping a couple of fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently.

"Tell him that there is no toilet paper in the ladies room."