The Daily Dumb 10-2-2009

By cpu at October 2nd 2009, 1:29 AM -

Bring out your dead!


Naughty simian needs a spanking.


I'd do him too, I don't blame it.


If you're going to wreck may as well do it with style.


Skater took a lesson from aforementioned race car driver.


Even your average driver is getting in on the action.


Viral legends.


If George of the jungle rode a scooter......


I'm a lover, not a fighter.


Won't you be my neighbor?


Simple and amusing trick.


...and this my friends is why I don't ride a street bike.


Ok, seriously, wtf is this?


6 beloved tv shows that traumatized cast members for life.


Michael Vick fail.

It's Game 7 of the Stanley Cup Final, and a man makes his way to his seat right at center ice. He sits down, noticing that the seat next to him is empty. He leans over and asks his neighbor if someone will be sitting there. "No" says the neighbor. "The seat is empty." "This is incredible," said the man. "Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the Stanley Cup and not use it?" The neighbor says, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first Stanley Cup we haven't been to together since we got married." "Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that. That's terrible... But couldn't you find someone else, a friend or relative, or even a neighbor to take the seat?" The man shakes his head. "No,” he says. “They're all at the funeral."