The Daily Dumb 10-29-2010

By cpu at October 29th 2010, 5:20 AM -

It's a trap!


PEDODOG!


Fucking dork.


She needs to improve her grip. Yeah, I meant it EXACTLY like that too.


Macho salad is badass.


I get asked both of these questions frequently.


What Midway weren't showing us.


Let's use multi-million dollar equipment to learn about snack cakes. Fuck yes.


Videos about prop 19 that are funny even if you're not high.


That's something you don't see every day.


What's he doing there?


Neither one paying attention. Not good.


Ok, this seriously might make me get a newer phone....


EXTREME UNICYCLE!


Adorable alert: Level orange. Ready your vomit trough.


Hygiene is important asshole.


Hit mute and enjoy the genius marketing.


That's a gummy worm!


He bitches about people making fun of fat folks, then starts complaining about his food.


Thanks captain obvious.


Extreme failure.


Bionic man dies.


OMG They're smoking weed!


Crazy Chinese lady.


The 6 creepiest places on earth part 2.


AA destroying the social lives of thousands of once-fun americans.


Nostalgia Critic: Alone in the Dark.

A young husband and wife were sunning on a nude beach when a wasp buzzed into the woman’s vagina. The husband covered her with a coat, pulled on his shorts, carried her to the car and made a dash to the hospital.

After examining her, the doctor explained that the wasp was too far in to be reached with forceps. He suggested the husband try to entice it out by putting honey on his penis, penetrating her and withdrawing as soon as he felt the wasp.

The man agreed to try, but because he was so nervous, he couldn’t rise to the occasion. “if neither of you objects,” the medic said, “I could give it a try.”

Under the circumstances, both agreed. The doctor quickly undressed, slathered on some honey and mounted the woman. The husband watched with increasing alarm as the doctor’s thrust continued for several long minutes. “Hey, What the hell is happening?”

“Change of plans,” The physician panted.” I’m going to drown the bastard!”