The Daily Dumb 11-2-2010

By cpu at November 2nd 2010, 4:35 AM -

Don't count your chickens.


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Nostalgia Critic: Willy Wonka vs Charlie.

The testicles of a Texas midget hurt and ached almost all the
time.

The midget went to the doctor and told him about his problem.
The doctor told him to drop his pants and he would have a look.

The midget dropped his pants. The doctor stood him up onto the
examining table, and started to examine him.

The doctor put one finger under his left testicle and told the
midget to turn his head and cough, the usual method to check for
a hernia.

"Hmm..." mumbled the doctor, and as he put his finger under the
right testicle, he asked the midget to cough again. "Aha!" said
the doctor, and reached for his surgical scissors.....

Snip-snip-snip-snip on the right side... Then
snip-snip-snip-snip on the left side.

The midget was so scared he was afraid to look, but noted with
amazement that the snipping did not hurt.

The doctor then told the midget to walk around the examining room
to see if his testicles still hurt.

The midget was absolutely delighted as he walked around and
discovered his testicles were no longer aching.

The doctor said, "How does that feel now?"

The midget replied, "Perfect Doc, and I didn't even feel it.
What did you do?"

The doctor replied "I cut two inches off the top of your cowboy
boots...."