The Daily Dumb 12-1-2009

By cpu at December 1st 2009, 5:40 AM -

A different kind of sandwich.


OVershot the turn a little.


Yeah, keep those arms bent, good idea.


Not quite 8 seconds, no prize for you.


Jumps the gun on his backflip with hilarious results.


Disgustingly adorable.


Proof that cats are insane.


Tilt camera wrestling.


Can a real car drive in a loop de loop?


In case you weren't aware of how badass Shaolin monks are....


Ladies, click here. My health may depend on it.


David Thorne is back, and fucking with someone who owes him money.


Another trick for the bar to captivate some retarded walking meat pocket whose cervix you wish to splatter paint.


Catch him if you can.


Pretty damn weird experibass.


Just think.....someone gave birth to this thing.


6 elaborate forms of suicide passed off as extreme sports.


Zombie Reagan!



A gas station in Middleburg. FL. was trying to increase its sales, so the owner put up a sign saying, "Free Sex with Fill-Up".

Soon a local redneck pulled in, filled his tank, and then asked for his free sex.

The owner told him to pick a number from 1 to 10. If he guessed correctly, he would get his free sex. The redneck then guessed 8, and the proprietor said, "You were close. The number was 7. Sorry, no sex this time."

A week later, the same redneck, along with a buddy, Bubba, pulled in for a fill-up. Again he asked for his free sex. The proprietor again gave him the same story, and asked him to guess the correct number.

The redneck guessed 2 this time. Again the proprietor said, "Sorry, it was 3. You were close, but no free sex this time."

As they were driving away, the redneck said to his buddy, "I think that game is rigged and he doesn't really give away free sex."

Bubba replied, "No it ain't, Billy Ray. It ain't rigged my wife won twice last week."