The Daily Dumb 12-19-2008

By cpu at December 19th 2008, 2:41 AM -

Ski jump evolves into gymnastics routine.


If you say yes to a blackout, this could be you.


Hip shattering good times.


Working with electricity can be dangerous.


Dirt bike front flip?


This guy has found the method to get your xmas shopping done early even in crowded stores.


The guillotine debate.


These poor cats. hahah.


Office fitness!


More scared of Santa pictures.


Freaky medical shit.


I guess I won't be vacationing in TJ any time soon.


There's a headline you don't see every day.

Maturity is overrated.



A superstar collaboration that won't soon be forgotten. Brooke Hogan and Mr. Belding.



A young man goes into the Job Center in Downtown Los Angeles, and
sees a card advertising for a Gynecologist's Assistant.

Interested, he goes to learn more. 'Can you give me some more
details?' he asks the clerk.

The clerk pulls up the file and says, 'The job entails getting
the ladies ready for the gynecologist. You have to help the
women out of their underwear, lay them down and carefully wash
their private regions, then apply shaving foam and gently shave
off the hair, then rub in soothing oils so that they're ready
for the gynecologist's examination.

There's an annual salary of $65,000, but you're going to have to
go to Albuquerque, New Mexico. That's about 620 miles from
here.'

'Good grief, is that where the job is?'

'No sir --- that's where the end of the line is right now.