The Daily Dumb 12-2-2010

By cpu at December 2nd 2010, 8:22 AM -

These guys ROCK!


Conductivity.


So true.


Dude has an interesting way of celebrating.


He's a sweeping/dancing machine.


A woman with great instincts.


The outcome was surprising.


A resounding thud was heard by all.


Black on black crime.


Crazy dogs.


They sell really good drugs at this water park.


2 for 1 special on drunk chick KO's.


An otter than appreciates his privacy.


Candidates from this year's national geographic photo contest. Badass.


Super crazy knockouts.


Ballsy reviews for this product.


Good reading while you pee.


The best of Les.


I remember having this debate.


Hit listen. Google translate beatbox.


The way Americans walk their dogs.


Want to know how fast this kid can crawl?


Puppy and a doorstop.


Pure terror will teach him!


Fish get revenge.


Stupid fucking pigs.


6 video game heroes made useless by supporting characters.


Nostalgia Critic: Conan.


Chinese gossip blogger fights for freedom to post celebrity up-skirt photos.

One afternoon, a wealthy lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw two men eating grass by the roadside. He ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate.

“Why are you eating grass?” he asked one man.

“We don’t have any money for food,” the poor man replied.

“Oh, well, you can come with me to my house,” instructed the lawyer.

“But, sir, I have a wife and two kids with me!”

“Bring them along!” said the lawyer. He turned to the other man and said, “You come with us, too.”

“But, Sir, I have a wife and six kids!” he answered.

“Bring them as well!” answered the lawyer, as he headed for his limo.

They all climbed into the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the limousine.Once underway, one of the poor fellows says, “Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you.”

The lawyer replied, “Glad to do it. You’ll love my place. The grass is almost a foot tall!”