The Daily Dumb 12-31-2010

By cpu at December 31st 2010, 3:59 AM -

Happy New Years you queers!

Prickly pet.


Another failed physics student.


I'll be seeing you in the principal's office.


I remember posting this some time back, but still amusing.


Judging by the cast already on his arm, this won't be his last idiotic incident.


Pedo threatens momma's boy.


Go Kart mishap.


I am Legend meets Home Alone.


Amphibious car fail.


Someone isn't getting laid for a while.......


Reporter makes minor oversight.


This baby hates everything.


No pain no gain.


They should incorporate this in a good action movie.


Someone's fired.


Crazy facts about honey bees.


Bubble magic.


Best joke ever?


Making vacuums awesome.


Badass precision.


Nice use of a whirlybird.


Take a break from skateboarding.


Lucky to be alive.


Square dancing is gangsta.


Best KFC commercial ever.


....and the dismount!


His friend's reaction is the best part.


He gets ALL of the ladies.


6 insane do it yourself projects that put yours to shame.


Nostalgia Critic: Free Willy.

Peter invites his mom over for breakfast. Upon her arrival, she meets Peter's roommate Joe. She notices that Joe is slightly over friendly and although she suspects that Peter is gay, he denies that anything is going on, saying that he and Joe are only roommates, nothing more.

A week later Joe says to Peter "Ever since your mom came to breakfast, I can't find the frying pan." Peter proceeds to email his mom, " Dear Mom, I'm not saying that you DID borrow the frying pan, and I'm not saying that you DID NOT borrow the frying pan, but its been missing ever since you came over for breakfast. Love, Peter"

His mom replies, "Dear son, I'm not saying that you DO sleep with Joe, and I'm not saying that you DO NOT sleep with Joe, but if he was sleeping in his own bed, he would have found the frying pain by now, you little homo bastard.... Love, Mom"