The Daily Dumb 12-9-2009

By cpu at December 9th 2009, 2:02 AM -

Funniest facebook snafus of all time.


I'll live to be a hundred if this is true.


The rap paradox!


Pretty trippy illusion.


Awkward family photos.


Kangaroo vs. Goose.


Tiger Woods sex tape.


You have got to be fucking kidding me. Coolest football play ever.


Classic weightlifting fail.


Actors reprise some of their best roles.


Book comes to life.


Kid breaks his own arm.


12 "sexy" ads that will give you nightmares.

A man walked into a cafe,
went to the bar and ordered a beer.

'Certainly, Sir, that'll be one cent.'

'One Cent?' the man exclaimed.

He glanced at the menu and asked:
'How much for a nice juicy steak
and a bottle of wine?'

'A nickel,' the barman replied.

'A nickel?' exclaimed the man.
'Where's the guy who owns this place?'

The bartender replied:
'Upstairs, with my wife.'

The man asked: 'What's he doing upstairs
with your wife?'

The bartender replied:
'The same thing I'm doing
to his business down here.'