The Daily Dumb 2-19-2010

By cpu at February 19th 2010, 4:08 AM -

Germany and the UK are still at war, but now it's now it's over beer!


That's using your head!


World's fastest treadmill.


I never get tired of seeing trains destroy road going vehicles.


I don't know if this is more hilarious or creepy.


One hell of a shot.


Grandma's not taking any of this shit.


Goodness gracious....


Stick to baguettes and wine froggy.


Chicks are a pain in the ass. Why do I put up with them? Oh yeah, now I remember....


People taking the tobasco challenge.


A different sort of tripwire prank.


They scream about equal rights until something like this happens.


Tire jacks are for pussies.


The 6 most badass robots (invented before electricity.)

A Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States. He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, "Thank you Mr. American for letting me into this country, giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and a free education!"

The passerby says, "You are mistaken, I am a Mexican." The man goes on and encounters another passerby. "Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America."

The person says, "I not American, I Vietnamese."

The new arrival walks farther, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand, and says, "Thank you for wonderful America!

That person puts up his hand and says, "I am from Middle East. I am not American."

He finally sees a nice lady and asks, "Are you an American?"

She says, "No, I am from Africa."

Puzzled, he asks her, "Where are all the Americans?"

The African lady checks her watch and says, "Probably at work.."