The Daily Dumb 3-2-2010

By cpu at March 2nd 2010, 6:39 AM -

3rd world bike stunting.


That's a big gun to be holding like a limp wristed sissy.


High VOLTAGE \m/


Highway cops have dangerous jobs.


If McDonald's was honest....


Chainsaw art is fucking metal.


I wouldn't say it's really new, would you?


Quarantine rap.


911 Complete and utter FUCKING FAIL


Why having sex in public is a bad idea.


Guess he hadn't tamed that beast yet.


Lucky soldier.


Parents of the year award.


More images you won't believe aren't photoshopped.


Obama's in trouble now.

A newlywed couple returned to their apartment after being on their honeymoon.

"Care to go upstairs and do it?" the husband asked.

"Shh!" said the bride "All the neighbors will know what we're about to do. These walls are paper thin. In the future, we'll have to ask each other in code. For example, how about asking, 'Have you left the washing machine door open' instead?"

So, the following night, the husband asks, "I don't suppose you left the washing machine door open, did you?"

"No, I definitely shut it," replied the wife who rolled over and fell asleep.

When she woke up however, she was feeling a little frisky herself and she nudged her husband and said, "I think I did leave the washing machine door open after all. Would you like to do some washing?"

"No, thanks," said the husband. "It was only a small load so I did it by hand.