The Daily Dumb 3-29-2010

By cpu at March 29th 2010, 3:10 AM -

Awesome tat.


Oh the 80's....


Doesn't quite have the bike thing down yet.


Heart breaking video.


Another Japanese classic. We are the world.


When they asked to be dropped off at the game, I don't think that's what they meant.


Lengthy greeting.


Dog likes pork.


Manual wiper blades.


Redrawn scenes from classic video games.


Fake hanging on chat roulette.


Bon Jovi makes for happy babies.


I like turtles.


40 yards.


Portugal has interesting street performers.


How awesome would it be to do this? Fuck.


Electrical fire.


She never saw it coming.


Aren't you supposed to use a revolver?


Here ya go Wigz.


Adam Peterson is the happiest kid alive.


Combofail.


Animal sounds.


They need to make better poles, or maybe not. This is fun to watch.


I like how nobody seems to give a shit.


Dickhead cops.... everywhere.


Auntie driving fail.


The 6 biggest badasses who have lived as the opposite sex.

A girl invites her boyfriend home for dinner and tells him they'll go for a long ride after that.
Boy is eager and gets his motorbike checked at the garage. The mechanic tells him everything is ok except the tank cap, which is slightly loose. So as to avoid water going in. The boy immediately purchases a tube of vaseline and heads off towards his girlfriends house.
Upon reaching there his girlfriend tells him secretly that the situation in the house is bad as nobody at home has done the dishes or chores for several weeks and the house is a complete mess and that they had decided that whoever speaks first today at dinner would clean up everything.
Boy enters the house and sure enough the place is unbelievably dirty and everyone sits down silently at the dinner table. The boy gets a mischievous idea and jumps on his girlfriend rips of her clothes and has take her in front of everyone.
Girlfriend gets excited, mom is embarrassed and dad is furious. But nobody speaks a word.
After sometime the boy gets another idea and this time goes to mother and has s*x with her. Mother is excited, daughter and father are infuriated. But still nobody speaks.
A little more time passes and the boy hears a clap of thunder and remembers his bike and whips out the vaseline and gets up when the father screams ,"OH NO. I' LL DO THE DISHES"