The Daily Dumb 3-3-2011

By cpu at March 3rd 2011, 1:04 AM -

Enough said.


Mud bogger thinks it's at a slam dunk contest.


Mental giant.


Holy shit! Fuck! Holy fuck! Shit!


Oh yeah, it's funny now until that baby's doing this to people's bodies later on in life and still making the same noises.


Just think: Some day these guys might have sex with women! Some day!


2 for 1 special.


He needs to get the rest of his "band" and himself too.


The world comes crashing down.


Why you should just take the damn stairs.


Jimmy K, your fitness hero.


Blonde moment.


Metal gear solid box.


Being a fake tanned meathead pays.


8 real photographs that prove hell exists on earth.


When it's ok to beat your kid.


It doesn't work.


Gee thanks.


Might makes right.


Pretty cool animation.


Clepto cat.


UFC 127 Hunt vs Tuchscherer.


UFC 127 Bisping vs Rivera.


UFC 127 Quan vs Reinhardt.


UFC 127 Noke vs Camozzi.


Puberty gave him a pass.


Finnish cops vs Mushroom ninja.


Wait for it.


Amish tow truck.


Cool illusion.


Don't use chickens to teach your kids to fight.


World class beer chugging.


Song makes me wanna nap too.


Watch the hours waste away.


Dibs.


Hey officer, would you like a cocktail?


Never was a more proper response given.


Rachel is a stupid bitch.


Insane mountain bike race run.


Charlie dubstep.


6 things social networking sites need to stop doing.


Genetic modding is ok with me.

A tough looking gang of bikers were out riding when they spotted an attractive young lady about to jump off a bridge - so they stopped.

The gang leader, a big burly guy, gets off his bike and says, "What are you doing?"

"I'm going to commit a suicide," she says.

While he did not want to appear insensitive, he didn't want to miss an opportunity either, so he asked, "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a kiss?"

So, she did, and it was a long, lingering, passionate kiss.

After she finished, the biker said, "Wow! That was the hottest kiss I have ever had.

That's a real talent you'll be wasting. Why are you committing suicide?"

"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl......"