The Daily Dumb 3-31-2010

By cpu at March 31st 2010, 5:14 AM -

Calls never drop at the right time.


Hockey coach is PISSED.


He won a shitload of money, and now everyone knows it.


Cop scares him right off of his bike.


A facebook page we can all become fans of.


Lots of failed acrobats out there.


Lots and lots and lots and lots


I can't wait to be old and not give a fuck about anything.


They call that perjury bitch.


Queers gone wild.


Outta my way!


Hazardous job.


Son of a bitch.


6 depraved sexual fetishes that are older than you think.


Fantastic scientific breakthrough.

A priest and a shepherd from Australia participate in a TV game. After answering all the questions, there is a tie. So both are given one final assignment. It is to write a poem in three minutes, using the word "Timbuktu". It is city in Africa.

The priest returns with the fruit of his inspiration:

"I was a father all my life,
I had no children, had no wife,
I read the bible through and through
on my way to Timbuktu ... "

The poem makes a great impression, and the priest smells a sweet victory. But then comes the shepherd, with his winning masterpiece:

"When Tim and I to Brisbane went
We met three women cheap to rent.
They were three and we were two,
So I booked one and Tim Booked Two ... "