The Daily Dumb 4-19-2011

By cpu at April 19th 2011, 6:29 AM -

Russia kicking ass again.


Bad Smashing Pumpkins clone with 1 DIE HARD fan.


The cuteness/adorable bar has been forever raised. You'd better prepare yourself before you click this link. Nothing will ever be the same again.


Allergin hell.


FUCK YES.


Brutal mini weaponry.


Surf's up dude.


AIR TIME!


These guys never had any lunch money.


Awesome RC truck.


Stupid hinges.


Lurking death.


Falcon punch!


These 2 guys who made douchebag of the month are friends of mine and regular dumb readers. Clearly this guy doesn't recognize sarcasm. hahah


This guy has awesome friends.


This is sort of disturbing.


Don't fuck with the cops.


Are you smarter than a 2 year old? This guy is.


Reminds me of the jenga reporter.


Cat is breaking in.


This chick is ridiculous. She's here for all of your beastiality fantasies.


Only in America gallery. Click through.


Neat trick with drum juggling. Come on Alex, get on it!


Next time try it live though. Skip to 4:30 for the drum solo.


Wakeboard expert.


That's a big ass bitch.


Lord of the douchebags.


Comment win.


How crazy gets ranked.


GOOOOAAAAALLLLL


Fucking with the car wash.


Presidential thievery.


What did he think was going to happen here?


Sneak attack.


Dumb shit.


5 adorable animals that are turning to the dark side.


You're supposed to leave when you start to smolder.


US McDonalds fails.


Star Wars invasion.


Awesome billboard placement.


The gifs that keep on giving.


Vintage STD propaganda.


Awesome KO.


Meme rap.


Nice jeans.


Fresh can of nightmare fuel.


Awesome at another kind of boxing.


Some people are never too old to play with legos.


Dibs fuckers. This one's mine.


I'd forgotten about this horrible abomination, but here it is again! Shit.


They should put this show back on the air.


Handicapped and will kick your ass.


Flipping the fuck out.


I'm not sure why this is so funny, but fuck it is.


Still got it.


We're fucked.


Getting a woman's attention is a pain in the ass no matter what species you are.


Proof of alien life.


Bunch of fags.


Best xbox live video ever. EVER EVER EVER.


Got a spare half million lying around?


I feel safer knowing this 6 year old girl isn't carrying a bomb.


Would you look at this.


Troll game. Really fun.


pwned


Brazil's version of jackass.


I'm glad swings are still hurting children they way they hurt me.


Big ole kitties.


Referee shows you how it's done.


True story.


True story part 2.


True story part 3.


Awesome resume.


My spoon's too big.


Timing excellence.


I feel violated.


Wow....


Badfuckingass.


McWinning.


Smoking kills... oh wait a minute.


Nomenclature fail.


New roadrunner.


How to build a strong immune system or possibly die.


Fries.


Execution.


Who's this bitch think she's laughing at? Look at that fucking hat.


I wish my poop did this.


Technology will be a problem in the future.


I must find this movie.


How to dodge.


How to get in the car.


Why?


I want one.


Lucky son of a bitch.


Well timed.


So fucking stupid.


Strong girl.


Longboard fail.


8 movie special effects you won't believe aren't CGI.

A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her.

Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket toward the man. He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back.

'Oh my, I am so sorry,' the woman says as she pops her eye back in place...

'Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you,' she says.

They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they go to the theatre followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh, she shares her deepest dreams and he shares his.. She listens.

After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to her place for a nightcap and stay for breakfast. They had a wonderful, wonderful time.

The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings. The guy is amazed. Everything had been SO incredible! 'You know,' he said, 'you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy you meet?'

'No,' she replies. . .

She says: 'You just happened to catch my eye.'