The Daily Dumb 4-2-2009

By cpu at April 2nd 2009, 4:29 AM -

This was fate removing a Ferrari from this moron's possession.


That's one way to do it.


Another fucked up triple prank.


I treat every day like St. Stupid's Day.


This looks like a fun prank.


Impossible situp.


Harvard vs. MIT


English.... wtf.


Don't shit your pants.


Random....


Oh man, that's hysterical.


HALP! I STUCK!


A lovely mindfuck.


Safe for work porn.


Blue Iris prank call on Stern.


Don't piss off this dog.


The ultimate stripper.


Father of the year.


Shenanigans from around the world.


Awwwwwwwww.


The 7 most idiotic corporate temper tantrums.

A distressed woman brought a very limp duck into a
Veterinary surgeon.

As she lay her pet on the table, the vet pulled out
his stethoscope and listened to the bird's chest.
After a moment or two, the vet shook his head sadly
and said, "I'm so sorry, your Duck, Cuddles, has
passed away."

The distressed owner wailed, "Are you sure?

Yes, I am sure. The duck is dead," he replied.
How can you be so sure," she protested.
I mean, you haven't done any testing on him or
anything. He might just be in a coma or something."


The vet rolled his eyes, turned around and left the
room, and returned a few moments later with a black
Labrador Retriever.

As the duck's owner looked on in amazement, the dog
stood on his hind legs, put his front paws on the
examination table and sniffed the duck from top to
bottom. He then looked at the vet with sad eyes and
shook his head.

The vet patted the dog and took it out, and returned
a few moments later with a cat. The cat jumped up on
the table and also sniffed delicately at the bird
from head to foot. The cat sat back on its haunches,
shook its head, meowed softly and strolled out of
the room.

The vet looked at the woman and said, "I'm sorry,
but as I said, this is most definitely, 100%
certifiably, a dead duck." Then the vet turned to
his computer terminal, hit a few keys and produced a
bill, which he handed to the woman.

The duck's owner, still in shock, took the bill.
$150!", she cried, "$150 just to tell me my duck is
dead!!


The vet shrugged. "I'm sorry. If you'd taken my word
for it, the bill would have been $20 but with the
Lab Report and the Cat Scan, it's now $150.00.

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