The Daily Dumb 4-29-2011

By cpu at April 29th 2011, 6:24 AM -

I could cry right now.


School is where you learn about public humiliation.


Gallery of face tattoos.


You suck, face it.


Retardo cat.


Test your might.


See a penny, pick it up, stare at ground, hit by truck.


This guy got thrown out of the chess club for being too geeky, and out of the gay/lesbian club for being too much of a fag.


Traction: It's useful.


How to make a shitty car better.


Well played indeed.


Nothing says fuck you like 2 weapons in 1.


Most metal street sign.


Someone should've slugged him. That would've made this better.


Zapped.


Super Mario and portal. hahah


Bulletproof legs.


Radiohead play on tv for the first time ever in the US, and Conan o brien's first musical guest ever.


Some more classic Conan. The Zell Miller bit fucking rules.


The annoying salesman.


More delicious death.


Interesting experiment.


pwned


Double jointed fun.


Very random.


Good going mom.


Stupid bitch.


Life's over.


Redneck paradise.


The 6 creepiest things hiding in your DNA.


Democrats go for counseling.


Nostalgia Critic: Top 11 dumbasses in distress.

Annoyed by the professor of anatomy who liked to tell "naughty" stories during class, a group of female students decided that the next time he started to tell one, they would all rise and leave the room in protest.

The professor, however, got wind of their scheme just before class the following day, so he bided his time.

Then, halfway through the lecture, he began.

"They say there is quite a shortage of prostitutes in France."

The girls looked at one another, arose and started for the door.

"Young ladies," said the professor with a broad smile, "the next plane doesn't leave till tomorrow afternoon."