The Daily Dumb 4-30-2009

By cpu at April 30th 2009, 2:07 AM -

Nailed his friend with this prank.


This looks like it's a blast.


Nasty way to break your leg.


Infectious game.


Smart dog.


On par commentary to this tragic tale.


I'm sorry Dave, I can't do that.


....and the crowd goes.... wild?


Skater vs. security guard.


You'd better be sure before you pull some shit like this.


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Ricky Bobby, is that you?


How to tell if your balls are the size of Minneapolis....


Oh brother. Fuckin' dorks.


6 famous characters you didn't know were shameless ripoffs.

A little boy and a little girl, both about six, are playing in the sandbox. Unexpectedly, the little boy farted, causing a little sand between his legs to shift.

She notices, and squeals with laughter, "How'd you do that," she asks.

"Easy," he exclaimed, "I just farted."

"Can I try it," she asks?

"Sure," he says, "anybody can do it."

So she strains, and concentrates, and grunts. Suddenly, there's a terrible explosion, the sides of the sandbox fly off, all the sand flies out.

The little boy rolls up the hill, he finds himself upside down against a tree. He groggily gets to his feet, runs over to where the little girl is out cold, flat on her back, spread eagle.

He lifts up her dress, peeks underneath, and loudly exclaims, "Just what I thought, dual exhaust."