The Daily Dumb 5-19-2010

By cpu at May 19th 2010, 7:01 AM -

Here's some porn for Rawb.


Apple makes me want to punch babies.


Invisible obstacles are amusing.


Amuse your friends with this trick.


Sometimes I'm pacified by the stupidest shit.


Hail of a storm..... har har har


This guy is definitely going to be at my next birthday party.


Double bully KO, coming right up.


A little road rash.


500 magnum watermelon juicer.


You get the idea that cats are intelligent until you see something like this.


Stupid wedding party pictures avenged.


Butterbean vs Bambi.


Cocaine is a hell of a drug.


11 worst pickup lines.


Glass chin.


Kid launcher.


Redneck breakup.


These fast food joints are going to up their service if this shit keeps happening.


Unique wedding proposal.


Fucking ICP fans.


I'll stick to clippers.


Hilarious version of the bumblebee.


They never learn.


Bravo.


7 lost bodies of work (that would have changed everything)


Google is doing it again.


A couple takes their young son to the circus. When his father goes to buy popcorn, the boy asks, "Mom, what's that long thing on the elephant?"

"That's the elephant’s trunk, dear," she replies.

"No, Mom. Down underneath."

His mother blushes and says, "Oh, that's nothing."

The father returns and the mother goes off to get a soda. As soon as she leaves, the boy repeats his question.

"That's the elephant’s trunk, son."

"Dad, I know what an elephant's trunk is. The thing down there."

The father says, "Oh, that's the elephant's penis."

"Dad," the son asks, "how come when I asked Mom, she said it was nothing?"

The man takes a deep breath and explains, "Well son, here's the truth. I've really spoiled that woman."

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