The Daily Dumb 5-29-2009

By cpu at May 29th 2009, 1:03 AM -

100 mph motorcycle wipeout.


Looks like a trip to the chiropractor.


Guy skips the red light much to the other drivers' dismay.


That's a hell of a pot hole.


Badass.


Tragic sex. I'm thinking I might have to make some submissions here. Check the Top 10. Slippery shit is a personal favorite.


7 most mind blowing foreign TV moments.


Cops get in a fight with an EMT for not yielding to them.


Street drumming is awesome.


These look fun.


Scary takeoff.


When you're using a rocket launcher, you probably shouldn't aim at the thing that's right in front of you. Didn't we all learn this shit playing Doom?


MLK autotune.


Technology is damn scary.


I hope this dude wins his civil suit. Bitches think they can throw around the rape word and get their way.


If 9 stars had lived long enough to embarrass themselves.


Political talk show host suddenly interested in loopholes in the manslaughter laws.

Three guys were sitting in a biker bar. This man came in, he was already drunk, sat down at the bar and ordered a drink. The man looked around and saw the 3 men sitting at a corner table.

He got up, staggered to the table, leaned over, looked the biggest one in the face and said, "I went by your grandma's house and I saw her in the hallway, buck naked. Man, she is fine!"

The biker looked at him and didn't say a word. His buddies were confused, because he was a bad ass, and would fight at he drop of a hat.

The drunk leaned on the table again and said, "I got it on with your grandma and she is good, the best I ever had!" The biker still said nothing. His buddies were starting to get mad.

The drunk leaned on the table again and said, "I'll tell you something else boy, your grandma liked it!"

The biker stood up, took the drunk by the shoulder and said, "Damn it, grandpa, you're drunk. Go home!"