The Daily Dumb 6-1-2010

By cpu at June 1st 2010, 4:34 AM -

We can dance!


Jesus is a jerk.


Nut shots are getting more and more creative.


More and more....


How to park in tight spaces.


I take solace in knowing it was a shitty beer.


Black wins.


Kind of makes that kool aid man going through a kitchen wall look like child's play don't it?


90 foot hook and a swish.


Bowel control and ass kicking are now completely unrelated.


How many of these do I need to see before these idiots will stop trying?


This pussy ain't no pussy.


TEST YOUR MIGHT!


People take this shit way too seriously.


This would make the game way better.


Careful, he looks hostile!


Ben is awesome.


Awesome dog.


Now that's interactive gaming.


Ok Santa.... I know I've been kind of a dick this year but....


How to piss off a cop, step 1.


Nice ink bro!


Worst tattoo ever?


Crashing with style.


One of those scarring childhood moments you never live down.


Nicely done geezer.


Structural fail.


Would you drive on this?


Drunk or clumsy?


Startin' young.


Hit it like you mean it nancy boy.


I had no idea a golf ball was this flexible.


Drunk fat and muddy.


Nice save dude.


Nothing will stop a man from playing with his balls.


Kids are real assholes, but I'm glad they have video cameras.


Awesome nike ad.


There's lucky, and then there's this asshole.


"tough" guy gets his ass handed to him.


Bein' a famous clown ain't easy.


Awesome timing.


How LOST should have ended.


Twin peaks... in rap.


Paternal pwnage.


Fuckin' with telemarketers.


27 rejected versions of famous album covers.


An important lesson to better your life.


Darwin... the badass.


Demotivational posters.


Photobombs.


Another creative wedding proposal.


UFC 114 Rampage vs. Evans


UFC 114 Duffee vs. Russow


UFC 114 Guillard vs. Lowe.


He'll kick your ass before you can blink.


Helicoptor defense game.


Biggest loser in Vegas.


Badass animation.


Ozzy scaring the bejesus out of people.


This is fucking shameful.


Mushrooms are a hell of a drug.


Beatboxing madness.


Ric Flair.


Too far!


Clever advertisements.


Guess she won't be sucking any cock for a week or so.


I've still seen my drummer drunker than this.


This guy must play soccer with performances like this.


This is Sparta bitch!


Wrong music my ass.


Momentum is a bitch.


Somebody's getting fired.


Pandas are jerks.


He even says so.


There are more elegant ways to perform a U turn.


Bitch meter maid.


Rolling bird shit repository.


Fire in the hole!


Celebrity transformation.


The race ended abruptly....


This baby knows humor.


Fuck yeah, vote for this guy.


Can you imagine flying this thing over a rave or something... maybe their minds would explode.


Stained pants.


Oh great, lycanfags. Fuck. What's next?


Slayer makes everything better.


Pop rocks and babies.


Eat da poo poo!


This drummer is awesome.


Iphones make me want to die too.


The 5 most badass prison escapes in the history of war.


These morons... IHOP already is 24/7 near my house.


Nostalgia critic: Drug Cartoon Special.

A firefighter was working on the engine outside the station, when he noticed a little girl nearby in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the sides, and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle.



The girl was wearing a firefighter’s helmet. The wagon was being pulled by her dog and her cat. The firefighter walked over to take a closer look.


'That sure is a nice fire truck,' the firefighter said with admiration.. 'Thanks,' the girl replied. The firefighter looked a little closer. The girl had tied the wagon to her dog's collar and to the cat's testicles..


'Little partner,' the firefighter said, 'I don't want to tell you how to run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's collar, I think you could go faster.'

The little girl replied thoughtfully, 'You're probably right, but then I wouldn't have a siren.'