The Daily Dumb 6-19-2009

By cpu at June 19th 2009, 2:18 AM -

Seriously, just sit back, and let it all soak in. Wow.


If more political debates were like this, I'd probably pay more attention.


Another dumbass racer celebrates too early.


Kid gets his baby brother to dance.


Who's the pussy now?


Brutally honest beer labels.


Careful what you wish.


Yahtzee's unending hate for every game cracks me up.


One head+One bucket of paint.


This bureaucrats can go fuck themselves in the dickhole with acid soaked shards of glass.


When those bureaucrats are done with those glass shards, they can hand them over to the RIAA for round 2.


Ladies in South Africa are surprise sex connoisseurs.


The real life sinister Mrs. Doubtfire sequel. Oh, but wait, there's more.


5 celebrity careers launched by ethnic makeovers.

Two cannibals, a father and son, were elected by the tribe to go out and get something to eat. They walked deep into the jungle and waited by a path.

Before long, along came this little old man. The son said, "Ooh dad, there's one."

"No," said the father. "There's not enough meat on that one to even feed the dogs. We'll just wait."

Well, a little while later, along came this really fat man. The son said, "Hey dad, he's plenty big enough."

"No," the father said. "We'd all die of a heart attack from the fat in that one. We'll just wait."

About an hour later, here comes this absolutely gorgeous woman. The son said, "Now there's nothing wrong with that one dad. Let's eat her."

"No," said the father. "We'll not eat her either."

"Why not?" asked the son.

"Because, we're going to take her back alive and eat your mother."