The Daily Dumb 7-1-2011

By cpu at July 1st 2011, 2:54 AM -

Mario is all about equality.


Pool portal.


Irony indeed.


If the beatles came out today.


Can't wait for this.


Ultimate stupidity.


Japanese commercials can pay for a lot of coke.


Horrid dunkfaceplant.


The hard way to get to the oil drain plug.


56k modem handshake slowed down. Really cool. I won't lie this gives me a nerd boner.


Don't drink and bride.


Michael bay needs to hire this guy for his next project.


Military dad surprises kids.


Throwing out the first pitch like a boss.


Nice going MJ.


25 common items that will baffle future archeologists.


Every Michael Bay movie in 1 minute.


Best cry mashup.... hahah.


This fan is displeased.


Don't call a comic racist, unless you want to be owned.


Awesome use of slow mo.


Surfin' birds are so 1960.


Koala scrap.


Blind gaming.


You don't need your legs to be a badass.


5 minutes to die.


You think we could get hipsters to dive into this thing?


Flesh eating drug in Russia. Graphic, you've been warned.


2 wheels and a death wish.


OK Chris, have a seat.


Behold! The flaming Cletus!


Buy some TNT next time.


Like I give a fuck.


Take a shit ton of drugs and then watch this.


Killer spiders make for interesting pets.


Man, I hope we all feel safe now.


Don't trust THAT guy.


Fight for the team!


Get out the way bitch.


.... and now for an overdose of adorable...


5 acts of nature that rearranged the face of the planet.

A woman goes to the doctor all black and blue ..

Doctor: "What happened?"

Woman: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my husband comes home drunk he beats me up."

Doctor: "I have a real good medicine for that. When your husband comes home drunk, just take a glass of sweet tea and start swishing it in your mouth but don't swallow.

Just keep swishing and swishing until he goes to bed in his drunken stupor."

Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor looking fresh and reborn.

Woman: "Doctor, that was a brilliant idea. Every time my husband came home drunk, I swished with sweet tea. I swished and swished,and he didn't touch me!"

Doctor: "You see how much keeping your mouth shut helps?"