The Daily Dumb 7-31-2009

By cpu at July 31st 2009, 3:37 AM -

Nothing makes your night like a face full of fire hydrant.


Tow truck fail.


The kind of television that nightmares are made from.


This dude is not getting laid for at least a month.


I want to mount of these to my truck!


Sandwich innards have never been so awesome.


Cool contortionist.


Douchebag name generator.


Badass speed drawing of megan fox.


If first you don't succeed, eat shit again.


Meth is a hell of a drug.


Cheerio governer! pip pip


Don't pull some shit like this unless you know she'll say yes man.....


6 things that shouldn't explode but did anyway.


Badass knockout.


That's an interesting way to end a fight.


Classic Onion. Sony's new piece of shit.

The head nun tells the two new nuns that they have to paint their room without getting any paint on their clothes. So the one nun says to the other, "Hey, let's take all our clothes off, fold them up, and lock the door."

So they do this, and begin painting their room. Soon they hear a knock at the door. They ask, "Who is it?"

"Blind man!"

The nuns look at each other, then one nun says, "He's blind, he can't see. What could it hurt." They let him in.

The blind man walks in and says, "Hey, nice tits. Where do you want me to hang the blinds?"