The Daily Dumb 8-1-2011

By cpu at August 1st 2011, 3:07 AM -

Pure fucking racing.


Tenacious bird.


BUUUURRRRRNNNNN fucker.


What do you mean this portable toilet doesn't have a back door?


First time on a coaster. Great faces.


Girly drinks.


Hell of a lot of attempts to pull this off.


Gearhead from birth.


Play with your food.


American health care.


How brands got their names.


serious air time.


Failtastic July.


They'd have to tear this house down to fully search it.


Kimbo's kid looks pretty brutal too.


These things are pretty brutal.


Not very cat like.


Fedor and Dan Henderson. I question this ending/outcome.


6 movie and tv universes that overlap in mind blowing ways.

On a chain of beautiful deserted islands in the middle of the South
Pacific,
the following people are stranded:
* Two Italian men and one Italian woman.
* Two French men and one French woman.
* Two German men and one German woman.
* Two Greek men and one Greek woman.
* Two British men and one British woman.
* Two Bulgarian men and one Bulgarian woman.
* Two Japanese men and one Japanese woman.
* Two Chinese men and one Chinese woman.
* Two Irish men and one Irish woman.
* Two American men and one American woman.

One month later, on these absolutely stunning deserted islands in
the middle of nowhere, the following things have occurred:

* One Italian man killed the other Italian man for the Italian woman.

* The two French men and the French woman are living happily
together in a menage a' trois.

* The two German men have a strict weekly schedule of alternating
visits with the German woman.

* The two Greek men are sleeping together and the Greek woman is
cooking and cleaning for them.

* The two British men are waiting for someone to introduce them
to the British woman.

* The two Bulgarian men took one look at the Bulgarian woman and
started swimming to another island.

* The two Japanese men have faxed Tokyo and are awaiting
instructions.

* The two Chinese men have set up a pharmacy, liquor store,
restaurant, and laundry, and have gotten the woman pregnant in
order to supply more employees for their stores.

* The two Irish men divided the island into north and south and
set up a distillery. They do not remember if sex is in the
picture because it gets somewhat foggy after a few pints of
coconut whiskey. However, they are satisfied because the British
are not having any fun.

* The two American men are contemplating suicide, because the
American woman will not shut up and complains relentlessly about
her body, the true nature of feminism, what the sun is doing to
her skin, how she can do anything they can do, the necessity of
fulfillment, the equal division of household chores, how sand and
palm trees make her look fat, how her last boyfriend respected
her opinion and treated her nicer than they do, and how her
relationship with her mother is the root cause of all her
problems, and why didn't they bring a damn cell phone so they
could call 911 and get them all rescued off this forsaken
deserted island in the middle of freaking nowhere so she can get
her nails done and go shopping.