The Daily Dumb 8-2-2010

By cpu at August 2nd 2010, 7:52 AM -

Bungee snack.


I have no clue what's going on here.


My motorcycle gloves are made out of this guy's cousin.


Some fans are more excitable than others.


He came over that wall with some zeal, much to his nose's dismay.


Irony.


Soaped floor prank is awesome.


Morons removing themselves from the gene pool.


Kid fails taliban training.


Breaking shit in slow motion.


Parkour with ladders, wtf.


YOU GONNA GIT RAPED!


Bad place to operate heavy equipment.


Since we all thought Bollywood movies were too realistic: Enter Uganda.


Showing American pussies what football should be....


This guy is a dick to fish.


Nothing left of the cab.


Jimmy Fallon as Neil young.


Nintendo fails.


We should all scrape together 150 bucks and send her a pic of a turd.


Soccer celebration.


Pretty damn good at snake.


Killing's never been so beautiful.


Facial shocks providing entertainment.


Lightning at 9000fps.


Speaking of lightning......


Something you don't see every day.


Sometimes you just need to sleep.


Biker fail.


Skate or die dude.


Gansta fail.


This is what low approval ratings in India will get you.


I'm bookmarking this so I have a reference next time.


This is fuckin' retarded.


They will never stop parodying this.


Thailand is making great commercials too.


Clumsy chick.


Paris likes white power.


Notes to thieves.


TIIIIIMBER!


Beer bong with a twist.


5 widely believed dating myths science says aren't true.


The Gore-monster is metal again!


Nostalgia Critic: Super Mario Brothers Super Show.

A rabbi is sitting on an airplane next to a Korean guy. After they have been flying together in silence for a while, the rabbi leans over and says, "You know, I've never forgiven you Chinese for what you did at Pearl Harbor."

The Korean looks shocked and replies, "What the hell are you talking about?!?!? It was the Japanese that bombed Pearl Harbor, not the Chinese. And besides, I'm not Chinese or Japanese, I'm Korean!"

The rabbi says, " Korean, Japanese, Chinese, what's the difference?"

A little while later, the Korean man says, "You know, I've never forgiven you Jews for sinking the Titanic." The rabbi looks confused and mad and says, "What are you talking about? The Jews didn't have anything to do with that! An iceberg sank the Titanic!"

The Korean guy replies, "Iceberg, Goldberg, Greenberg, what's the difference?"