The Daily Dumb 8-31-2010

By cpu at August 31st 2010, 4:13 AM -

World record breaking hail storm.


A very interesting art project.


He could've scarcely fucked this up any worse.


Don't bother stopping....


That's why these assholes wear masks...


She looks pissed.


KUNG FU MASTER!


Crazy Busey.


It's armenian bro!


Pussy gets pranked bad.


Working miniature Ferrari. Insane.


Premature launch.


I wish I could pull this shit in my daily commute.


Not the first stage dive accident we've seen in recent times.


Trash talk straight outta 2nd grade.


Pole dancing gone wrong.


Rough landing.


Sexy time!


I think I'm love. Crazy ones are the best.


That's a long way to fall onto your balls.


Puppies can play pool too.


Greatest couple scare pranks.


What mountain biking looks like when you're a badass.


Wal Mart parenting fails.


Upstream kayak game.


Good CLEAN fun.


Hottest rock star daughters.


History's most iconic images ruined by photobombers.


Fuckin' overachiever.


UFC 118 Couture vs Tony.


UFC 118 Diaz vs Davis.


UFC 118 Lauzon vs Ruediger.


This cat fuckin' sucks at duck hunt.


This guys taste each other's cleats.


Someone needs to slap the bejesus out of this kid.


Free Willy: The horror version.


Scott Pilgrim vs the matrix.


Different canvases for different artists....


How not to impress the ladies.


I knew I shouldn't have had sex with that robot.


Fluid sculpture.


Jimmy Fallon on America's got talent.


Damn, poor broad ain't got no limbs anymore.


Wait for it....


Complete and utter fail.


Supermodel that only dates NBA players in the future? Probably.


An appliance that's smarter than you.


Those are some hot jugs.


Bubble room.


What's a viking to do when precipitation sets in?


Recipe for an angry american.


Yeah, let captain oblivious tow you....


Driver gets TOSSED.


Unlikely friends.


Piss prank goes badly.


Fun on the subway.


Finally some useful recycling.


Big brother is watching.


Kids are fuckin' stupid.


Pervert called out.


Bitches ain't shit.


Heads up!


5 mind blowing ways your memory plays tricks on you.


Nostalgia Critic: The Good Son.


A local United Way office realized that the organization had never received a donation from the town's most successful lawyer. The person in charge of contributions called him to persuade him to contribute.

"Our research shows that out of a yearly income of at least $500,000, you give not a penny to charity. Wouldn't you like to give back to the community in some way?"

The lawyer mulled this over for a moment and replied, "First, did your research also show that my mother is dying after a long illness, and has medical bills that are several times her annual income?"

Embarrassed, the United Way rep mumbled, "Um ... no."

The lawyer interrupts, "or that my brother, a disabled veteran, is blind and confined to a wheelchair?"

The stricken United Way rep began to stammer out an apology, but was interrupted again.

"or that my sister's husband died in a traffic accident," the lawyer's voice rising in indignation, "leaving her penniless with three children?!"

The humiliated United Way rep, completely beaten, said simply, "I had no idea..."

On a roll, the lawyer cut him off once again, "So if I don't give any money to them, why should I give any to you?