The Daily Dumb 9-1-2009

By cpu at September 1st 2009, 4:11 AM -

He's no fucking joke!


Fucking party crashers....


Not so brave criminals.


Guido douchebag of the year.


Dude might find a hard time getting work after this.


Insects make things funnier.


Another example of why I don't play soccer.


More awesome female driving.


Spontaneous swimming lesson.


Man, that cop fucked up bad.


Random fun pictures.


Some poor sad creature is missing his wang thanks to this swimming pile of teeth.


Russians are awesome.


Singing kitties.


Stop calling Bill O'Reilly a homo.


7 iconic characters that were saved from the cutting room floor.


Twitter and facebook are revolutionizing how parents stalk their children.

After being married for 40 years, I took a careful look
at my wife one day and said: "Forty years ago we had a cheap
apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch
black and white tv, but I got to sleep every night with a hot
25-year-old girl.

Now i have a $1,500,000.00 home, a $45,000.00 car, nice
big bed and plasma screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 65-year-old
woman. it seems to me that you're not holding up your side of
things."

My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go
out and find a hot 25-year-old girl and she would make sure that
I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a
cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black
and white TV.

Aren't older women great? they really know how to solve
your mid-life crises.

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