The Daily Dumb 9-19-2011

By cpu at September 19th 2011, 3:47 AM -

Sailboat leans like a cholo.


Oh Russia. You're amusing.


Chilly Willy the linebacker.


Tension anyone?


The advantage: You don't have to feed it and it doesn't shit everywhere.


HI IM INTERESTED IN A BICYCLE!


Scary snowman. Love it.


Being a scary snowman doesn't always work out though.


Blast from the past. Scary ass prank.


They need to give this guy a show.


Hahaha, just pure badassery.


OMFG WERE LATE FOR SOCCER!


Scroll through this gallery. 2012 guinness inductees.


Hell yeah. Another old school great.


5 ways to tell you're getting too old for video games.


Nightmare fuel.


PBR. Fuck yeah.


Loser cruiser causes double train crash.


Such perverts.


Bad kitty.


Tyrone's ready to party.


Ouch.


Best way to trash an old set of boots.


Perspective is everything.


Nice walkman.


Total fucking win.


Perspective again.


Truth.


Tearing it up.


Hahah, fucker got told.


The 6 most badass families of all time.

A Kentucky State Trooper was patrolling late at night
off the main highway..

He sees a couple in a car, with the interior light
brightly glowing.

He carefully approaches the car to get a closer look.
Then he sees a young man behind the wheel, reading a computer
magazine. He immediately notices a young woman in the rear seat,
filing her fingernails.

Puzzled by this surprising situation, the trooper walks
to the car and gently raps on the driver's window.

The young man lowers his window. 'Uh, yes, Officer?'

The trooper asks: 'What are you doing?'

The young man says: 'Well, Officer, I'm reading a
magazine.'

Pointing towards the young woman in the back seat the
trooper says: 'And her, what is she doing?'

The young man shrugs: 'Sir, I believe she's filing her
fingernails.'

Now, the trooper is totally confused. A young couple,
alone, in a car, at night in a lover's lane... And nothing
obscene is happening!

The trooper asks: 'What's your age, young man?'

The young man says: 'I'm 22, sir.'

The trooper asks: 'And her.... what's her age?'

The young man looks at his watch and replies: 'She'll
be 18 in 11 minutes....'