The Daily Dumb 9-2-2009

By cpu at September 2nd 2009, 1:45 AM -

This looks rad.


DANCE STICK MAN DANCE!


He's buggin' out.


That must be a rush.


Walk it off son, walk it off.


Damn it, son!


Oh yes, I feel a new internet meme coming on. Inappropriate soundtracks.


Cartman has come to life.


This dude needs better friends.


That's an interesting anomaly.


Beer pong master.


I wanna see this guy and the Man vs. Wild dude go out together.


5 amazing new inventions that will doom humanity.


Neil is having 2nd thoughts.

A maid asked the mistress of the house for a raise.

The housewife asked: 'Now Maria, why do you want a pay
increase?'

Maria: 'Well, Senora, there are three reasons why I
want an increase...'

The first is that I iron better than you.'

Wife: 'Who said you iron better than me?'

Maria: 'Your husband said so.'

Wife: 'Oh.'

Maria: 'The second reason is that I am a better cook
than you.'

Wife: 'Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than
me?'

Maria: 'Your husband did.'

Wife: 'Oh.'

Maria: 'My third reason is that I am a better lover
than you...'

Wife: (really furious now)' Did my husband say that as
well?

'Maria: 'No Senora. . .the gardener did.

'Wife: 'So how much do you want?'