The Daily Dumb 9-29-2010

By cpu at September 29th 2010, 5:24 AM -

Only press when it's appropriate!


Texas knows what time it is.


Obama is a cactus.


Bitch please, what a wuss.


First legitimate use for an iphone.


Belly flop denied.


Nature does some curious shit.


Overkill.


Dolphin collision.


That's gotta smart!


Great time to buttdial your friends.


Mariah eats it ... and everything else on stage.


Mad skills.


Ladykiller.


Time is a cruel mistress.


About to have a terrible day.


Warning: The cuteness of this picture could possibly induce vomiting.


Topless chick rocks out while eating.


UFC 119 mir vs cro cop


Retard ref.


Impressive spin.


I love seeing these "tough guys" get knocked out.


Show this to as many children as possible.


Never say no to a panda.


Some artnerdfags have too much time on their hands.


Proof that all this pop shit sounds the same.


An elephant with more musical talent than anyone in the last video.


Secret menus.


That's what you get sissy!


A very hard landing.


WTF product of the day.


MUsic rules.


Titties can save your life!


Alarm.


So fucking what. Get a life newsfags.


Might be excessive force here...


Failwhip.


Good idea.


Backfire.


Not even close.


Starting early.


6 iconic jobs that are going away forever.


Holy shit, the truth about Bieber is out!!!!


The Nostalgia Critic: Red Sonja.

A farmer was helping one of his cows give birth when he noticed his 4-year-old son standing wide-eyed at the fence, soaking in the whole event.

The man thought, “Great… he’s 4 and I’m gonna have to start explaining the birds and bees. No need to jump the gun, I’ll just let him ask and I’ll answer.”

After everything was over, the man walked over to his son and said: “Well, son, do you have any questions?”

“Just one,” gasped the still wide-eyed lad:

“How fast was that calf going when he hit that cow?”