The Daily Dumb 9-30-2011

By cpu at September 30th 2011, 2:51 AM -

Excellent way to pop the question.


Speaking of cool ways to ask a chick, remember this one?


Whole lot of sucking going on.


GRIPPING YOUR PILLOW TIGHT!


Awwwww. :)


FUCK YES!


You are what you eat.


Must have been a hell of a load.


Kermit Karnage.


Best way to play the imperial death march.


Most hilarious beatbox I've ever seen.


My honorary grandma.


My honorary grandpa.


Timing can be a real motherfucker.


Photoshop hilarity.


Science class entertainment.


Our Russian buddy is back with more neat toys.


Stupid world record you couldn't hope to break.


Slow mo balloon smack.


Awesome teacher.


Do you remember the first time that you saw snow?


Badass new fighter plane.


Just add power.


Stock market fucked.


Slow mo slinky.


6 real world spy gadgets straight out of the movies.

A plane is on its way to Toronto , when a blonde in
economy class gets up, and moves to the first class
section and sits down.

The flight attendant watches her do this, and asks
to see her ticket.

She then tells the blonde that she paid for economy
class, and that she will have to sit in the back.

The blonde replies, "I'm blonde, i'm beautiful, I'm
going to Toronto and I'm staying right here."

The flight attendant goes into the cockpit and tells
the pilot and the co-pilot that there is a blonde
bimbo sitting in first class, that belongs in
economy, and won't move back to her seat.

The co-pilot goes back to the blonde and tries to
explain that because she only paid for economy
she will have to leave and return to her seat.

The blonde replies, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm
going to Toronto and I'm staying right here."

The co-pilot tells the pilot that he probably should
have the police waiting when they land to arrest
this blonde woman who won't listen to reason.

The pilot says, "You say she is a blonde? I'll
handle this, I'm married to a blonde. I speak blonde."

He goes back to the blonde and whispers in her ear,
and she says, "Oh, I'm sorry." and gets up and goes
back to her seat in economy..

The flight attendant and co-pilot are amazed and
asked him what he said to make her move without
any fuss.

"I told her, "First class isn't going to Toronto ".