var howMany = 103
  var quote = new Array(howMany+1)
  quote[0]="Scaring away hot chicks since 1853."
  quote[1]="Your source for resourceful sourceness."
  quote[2]="This website contains SHUT UP"
  quote[3]="Quite simply the best/worst site ever."
  quote[4]="Only on a Tuesday can you say, ''It's Tuesday!'' and have it be true."
  quote[5]="Stop coming here! Wait a minute..."
  quote[6]="He who laughs last, thinks slowest."
  quote[7]="A day without sunshine is like, well, like night."
  quote[8]="On the other hand, you have different fingers."
  quote[9]="<a href='http://www.printfection.com/pluhdotcom/Sex-is-Very-Sexy/_s_104884' target='_blank'>Sex is very sexy</a>."
  quote[10]="A horse walks into a bar. The bar walks off with the horse inside it."
  quote[11]="'I want to be in Rawrb's face!' - Boobays"
  quote[12]="Honk if you love peace and quiet."
  quote[13]="If our vomit tasted like Cool-Whip, people would vomit on their pie!"
  quote[14]="Build a puzzle, don't burn your neighbor's house down."
  quote[15]="You will have a prosperous future... IN BED!"
  quote[16]="I got the spatula, now do what you're told."
  quote[17]="If you go outside, you're no longer viewing Pluh.com!"
  quote[18]="Just because you got yourself a library card don't mean you're Yoda."
  quote[19]="A comparison is like an analogy."
  quote[20]="Ahh! There's microbes in my water!"
  quote[21]="I'm the kind of robot that wants to live in your underwear."
  quote[22]="The difference between ''U'' and ''I'' is that one looks like a horseshoe."
  quote[23]="It's not just for Aboriginees anymore!"
  quote[24]="If you drink beer, it's beer. If you drink beer, it's beer."
  quote[25]="100 Persent Flawless"
  quote[26]="Life is like a bridge."
  quote[27]="There are two kinds of pupils... the kind you teach, and the kind you avoid stabbing with a needle."
  quote[28]="A painting of a painting would be pretty self-defeating."
  quote[29]="A chair is not the same as a submarine."
  quote[30]="Burritos are like books. They're both made of molecules."
  quote[31]="Word to the wise."
  quote[32]="Sometimes you have to make a choice. That choice may be between strawberry and chocolate."
  quote[33]="You're a bad person if you don't get married! - Society"
  quote[34]="Coffee is a liquid. Beer is a liquid. YAY FOR LIQUIDS!"
  quote[35]="It doesn't rhyme with 'Cardiovascular.'"
  quote[36]="Because hairspray spelt backwards is, 'yarpsriah.'"
  quote[37]="Write this down:"
  quote[38]="HI! I'm a website!"
  quote[39]="Life is like soup... full of vegetables and stuff."
  quote[40]="Sometimes when I'm drunk things seem a lot more beer."
  quote[41]="Floss: Nature's floss."
  quote[42]="Whatever you do, don't think about sex!"
  quote[43]="Jinxing a mime is somewhat unfulfilling."
  quote[44]="Oh, yeah?  Well, you're ugly so I'm right!"
  quote[45]="Ah! Das ist nicht eine BOOBY!"
  quote[46]="If you sued somebody because they hit you in the head with a woven container, would yours be a basket case?"
  quote[47]="Celebrating the New Year since 2002!"
  quote[48]="Why don't they just call an ellipse an oval, for god's sake?!?"
  quote[49]="Available in all languages, especially English."
  quote[50]="You never know what you've got until you... hey, where's my wallet?"
  quote[51]="Being dumb is not easy. Lifting a bulldozer with a plastic spoon is also not easy."
  quote[52]="If someone threatens to kill you, don't tell them you think they're ugly."
  quote[53]="You know, hard liquor isn't really that hard. As a matter of fact, it's not hard at all... it's almost liquid-like."
  quote[54]="Hit Ctrl-Alt-Del at once like 10 times! Right now!"
  quote[55]="A bad analogy being told is like a chicken eating peanut butter."
  quote[56]="Pluh. Backwards, it spells 'Help'. With a 'U'!"
  quote[57]="The sky knows no limits. Actually, it knows nothing at all - it's a concept, not a person."
  quote[58]="Wouldn't it be cool if you cried beer? You'd be happy every time you were sad!"
  quote[59]="I can tell the future! I already knew what I was going to say!"
  quote[60]="I like the letter 'Q.' QQQQQQQQQQQQQQ!!"
  quote[60]="If everyone jumped off a bridge, all their stuff is yours."
  quote[61]="Regurgitate a lot."
  quote[62]="I pierced my ELBOW!"
  quote[63]="You never truly know until you know."
  quote[64]="Don't throw darts at the hamster until the rhino runs into the barn."
  quote[65]="You're too dumb to be smart!"
  quote[66]="You don't like hospitals, you like Taco Bell."
  quote[67]="'Chair' is a five letter word!"
  quote[68]="I know what you're thinking. I agree - pants are overrated."
  quote[69]="lol internet lol"
  quote[70]="In Soviet Russia, internet browses YOU!"
  quote[71]="Why have seatbelts if you don't have brakes?"
  quote[72]="Beer + Golfcart = Barn on Fire"
  quote[73]="Did you know that your eyes are the highest holes in your head?"
  quote[74]="Start a pit with grandma!"
  quote[75]="I have pants to drop."
  quote[76]="Cheese is GOOOOOOOOOOOD."
  quote[77]="Girls love it when you refer to them as, ''Vaggy.'' Haha, ''Hey Vaggy.'' It's funny because they have..."
  quote[78]="Did you know that your eyes are the highest holes in your head?"
  quote[79]="The difference between seperation and perspiration is not a ration."
  quote[80]="I have problems with the word ''fork.''"
  quote[81]="YOU GET LAVA CUBE!"
  quote[82]="Eat. Sleep. Play. Eat. Sleep. Buy a hamster."
  quote[83]="That Candy Land will mess you up."
  quote[84]="Today is a new day. But tomorrow it will be an old day."
  quote[85]="If I had a dollar for every time I'm stupid dollars yes!"
  quote[86]="Reading an incomplete sentence."
  quote[87]="You thought this would be worth reading, but now you have discovered you are mistaken."
  quote[88]="Steak is meat. Phone is not meat. Steak is better than phone."
  quote[89]="Greatest website on your screen right now!"
  quote[90]="I'm thinking of a number between 1 and 10. Give up? It's 7.645867111239348!"
  quote[91]="Incoming at sign! @!"
  quote[92]="Where has all the time gone?  ALASKA!"
  quote[93]="When you get yourself into a bad situation, try not to have been there."
  quote[94]="Sooner or later, there will come a time."
  quote[95]="Old people are funny cuz they have wrinkles!"
  quote[96]="Chaos theory suggests that it is nearly impossible to predict what will FLYING GREEN OCTOPUS!"
  quote[97]="Farts are funny.  Deal with it."
  quote[98]="If you don't have hands the Clapper isn't nearly as convenient."
  quote[99]="Your mom's so fat that her weight is described in jokes!"
  quote[100]="Your mom's so fat, when she stands on a scale it says, ''A LOT!''"
  quote[101]="Whenever I think about the past, it brings back a lot of memories."
  quote[102]="'Josie and The VaginaCats' just doesn't have the same ring to it..."
  quote[103]="Why is it when cats want affection, they lift up their tail and show you their asshole?"


function rndnumber(){
        var randscript = -1;
        while (randscript < 0 || randscript > howMany || isNaN(randscript))
		{
             randscript = parseInt(Math.random()*(howMany+1))        
		}
             return randscript
		}     
		 quo = rndnumber()     
		 quox = quote[quo]
 		 document.write(quox)